hurried child syndrome

A condition in which parents overschedule their children's lives, push them hard for academic success, and expect them to behave and react as miniature adults.

At 15 years old, Johnny doesn't have a good social life because he experienced hurried child syndrome.

by TheShealyWord November 23, 2010

Childe's semen demon

A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.

- I found childe's semen demon under my bed. It circumcised me.
- Wtf

by kagehara June 22, 2023

child beauty pageants

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?

Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.

by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014

Old Man's Child

A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.

\m/ Old Man's Child \m/

by Limblessless January 17, 2009

Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009

man child

the term used when a baby is born, and is NOT a child but in fact a fully grown teenager, common among births where the couple were relations or step brother/sisters

"Axe man, dam hes Petes and his step sisters Man Child"

by VisOne March 24, 2003

Rainbow Child

Usually reserved for hippys and acid trippers...

That rainbow child is a tree hugger

by AshGoddess April 10, 2019