thot cannon

An literal cannon that shoots thots

Thats the most powerful thot cannon i’ve ever seen!

by NoRRJJ October 4, 2018

Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018

M cannon

I’m not frfr gay or attracted to men, but for m cannon I’m straight fagget flamer. Whoooiooo lmfao.

I’d golbstob m cannon 3 ways to tuesday parched like sparkle flames of the sun son.

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.

If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.

by DedGum February 16, 2019

THOT Cannon

A handcannon used for destroying Thots.

Stands for Thermal Handcannon Optimized for Termination

Friend: Dude if she doesn't lay off our bro, im gonna use the THOT Cannon.
OF: The sacred weapon is not worthy of such lowly thot.

by The Real Robbie Rotten February 21, 2019

International Cannon Day

A day (usually) celebrated on March 1st. A day to celebrate.

1: "It's International Cannon Day!"

2: "Oh, yeah! Let's celebrate cannons!"

by Ya Boi Unkown March 1, 2019

Sneaky Cannon

When one farts and a ball shaped shit shoots out unexpectedly.

I had a sneaky cannon yesterday

by Vtexis May 31, 2019