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Calm yourself

Telling a specific person or group to calm down or chill out.
Person 1 - "Oh my god! I just failed my math test!"
Person 2 - "Bitch, calm yourself!"
by Ron L.. October 10, 2006
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calipari

verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to fuck over
Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"

Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."

Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."

Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
by veca901 April 2, 2009
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Steve Called

This term is used when one male wants another male to check out a fine ass chick in the vacinity while being inconspicuous. The male will state "Steve Called at _ O'Clock. The _ will be filled in with a number corresponding to the direction of the female like the hour hand on a clock.
"Steve Called at 3 O'Clock."
"Check out the Fuckin Babe to my right."

"Steve Called at 6 O'Clock."
"Chech out the fine ass bitch behind me."

"Steve Called all day long"
"We are surrounded by some fine ass bitches" (very good)
by ASU Aviator October 27, 2008
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Calm it kermit

named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.

for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by jammersthejam July 24, 2010
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Caleigh

Usually a caring, considerate, joyful person who will always stick up for you and make you laugh when you feel like down. Caleigh's are almost always beautiful but will never admit it, and will fight this fact to the grave.

While she(usually a female) is strong willed and can always hold her own, if you get to know her, she will open up to you and you will see that she has a very vulnerable heart protected by many walls.

If you go head to head with a Caleigh, they will usually try n resolve the issue as quickly, and as peacefully as possible, often putting the biggest burden on their own shoulders.

Their main goal in an argument is to not hurt the other person. Winning takes a back seat.

If you ever have the privilege to cross a Caleigh's path, make sure you do not let them go.
Person A: Hey man, you heard of this new chick?
Person B: Yea, i met her, she seems like a cool girl.
Person A: Duh dude, her name is Caleigh.
Person B: Go figure...
by /Sparrow\ April 16, 2011
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Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence
When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.
by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015
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Call of Duty

A game that used to be good, but then everyone in the world got it and ruined it
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was good for the first month, but then the noob invsasion of christmas 2009 came and blew it
by myironlung215 April 28, 2011
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