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Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.
Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."
by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024
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brian edward asbury

One solid guy! You’re all that I want! I love this man forever! I’ll never let go! Go team Brian! We got this!
💛🧡🌻🧡🌻🧡💛
Bro!
That’s Brian!
Dude!
Brian Edward Asbury is a great guy!
by Lilbitqueenbee4life aka Honey September 15, 2020
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Brian Fernando Jara

Brian Fernando Jara is depressing and sukaina Shivji is not.
by Not sukaina May 13, 2019
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Brian Wiener Wallace

Brian Wiener Wallace is a discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, league of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. (he was born in 2005) He also commonly tells people to "Kill themselves." Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke (example below)
"look its Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"
by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022
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brian

a toxic fan of the minecraft youtuber Grian. they send hate to those who "oppose" his side. a perfect example of this was the hermitcraft mayoral race when he was mumbo jumbo's campaign manager, they sent hate to the other candidates, even threatening to unsub to them if mumbo doesn't win.
a brian in an HEP member's comment section: I HATE YOUUU!1!1! HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE THE RESISTANCE!1!!???
everyone else: the brians are at it again
by axolotl gang October 17, 2020
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Brian

The most handsome man you know and have a very big dick
Jessica: Hey have you seen Brian?
Ana: Yeah he is so hot and has a big dick
by Jordan1457247 November 27, 2021
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brian waszczyk

Brian waszczyk is the best gym teacher in the world
by CATILINI March 14, 2018
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