A person who moves at the pace of a sloth, with the strategic urgency of a turtle, and the commitment level of someone perpetually AFK (Away From Keyboard).
by Zxphx August 1, 2025
Get the Brian Trottermug. A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict
by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022
Get the Brian Wilsonmug. 
So what's Thomas been up to lately?
Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.
Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.
by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009
Get the Brian Carlsonmug. by walkemdownwiththatdrake April 17, 2025
Get the brianmug. by KindaCuteKindaCrazy September 21, 2020
Get the Brian Sheehymug. brian is honestly the best guy you could ever come across. he’s a very hard working man and would do anything for the person he loves. he’s very strict on his own feelings but is also scared to lose people. he’ll do anything to keep you happy and smiling. he loves spider-man and god of war ,, he wants to experience every little thing w his one and only and he gives you his very best no matter what. he’s very sensitive though and he must be protected and loved at all costs. and i’m so glad i get to call this one brian mine < 3
brian is the most prettiest boy ever.
by heaven < 3 November 13, 2022
Get the brianmug.