broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices

man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

broken wrists in the backseat by Cody5050 December 26, 2020

broken batkey 

i found a broken batkey on my dresser, a batkey is a discreet handcuff key.

why did the gangstalkers leave me a broken batkey. now its a weapon. whats wrong with you.

broken batkey by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

Borkerion 

He who shums

A: Have you heard about Borkerion?
B:Yeah! The guy who shums?

Borkerion by urmom224 February 2, 2021

broken fingers

from tapping to hard on year 7s snapchat stories

eg: lily posted too much about her dog causing broken fingers

broken fingers by bigboyfacts February 5, 2021

Broken wet toenail 

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

Broken wet toenail by Koomist February 23, 2021

Broken Whoopee Cushion 

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

Broken Whoopee Cushion by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

Broken stretcher 

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.

Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.

Broken stretcher by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021