Ghetto bird

Police or news helicopter continuously searching urban areas with or without just cause.

I can't sleep because that ghetto bird has been circling our city for hours.

by MeesterSmeeth April 25, 2019

Oven Bird

Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.

Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!

by losersclubseggos March 13, 2022

bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008

scant bird

A mangy or disease ridden hoe

You nasty as f**k, Wit cho scant bird ass..

by UNENO2 July 12, 2017

Cuckoo Birding

The act of intentionally having a child from another man and having your partner/husband raise it without their knowledge.

That bitch tried cuckoo birding me, but she didn’t know that I’m snipped.

by Thecuckoo December 2, 2019

oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009

Baby bird

When you are drunk making out and he/she burp/pukes in your mouth.

Bro, so me and Lissa were tongue wrestling at the bar and she baby birded me.

by StraightFlushPlumbing September 14, 2018