Baby Chute Beer Bong

Drinking game stunt when after everyone is naked typically from strip poker or strip quarters.

Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..

Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.

Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...

Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.

Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...

Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...

CHEERS!

We got trashed last night! when the body shots got boring, me and the bros had baby chute beer bongs from these gracious chicks. Good times!

by mattyboyee March 29, 2009

the ass of a beer

The name of that last bit of beer at the bottom of your glass or can which, to be blunt, tastes like ass. Applies to typically mass produced lager such as Budweiser, Miller, Coors, Molson, Corona, ect. Human taste buds have lower sensitivity at low temperatures. Carbonation also reduces human taste sensitivity. Lager beer (especially the cheap, mass produced stuff) is normally served very cold and extremely carbonated. When you open a fresh bottle it is very cold and very fizzy, so has very little taste. As it warms up and as it loses its carbonation, the actual real taste of the beer will become more predominate. Mass produced lagers (such as Budweiser, Miller, ect.) are made with the cost of production in mind rather than the quality of ingredients and taste. When allowed to warm up and become less fizzy, the real taste of the product can be tasted, which for these beers is often rather horrible.

Jeff - "Hurry up. Let's go."
Jim - "Give me a minute. I gotta finish the ass of a beer. It tastes disgusting"
Jeff - "If it tastes disgusting then why are you even drinking it?"
Jim - "Because it's still beer, you idiot!"

by NothingRhymesWithPizza November 18, 2011

beer map

The phrase you use when you only know your way around someplace when under the influence of alcohol.

Squid, wheres Prospect?
I don't know bro, I'm sober and I only know it on my beer map.

by Samonthedictionary April 5, 2011

booty beer

When you fall into the whitewater and have to drink a full can of beer out of a booty (water shoe) because you were claimed as a swimmer. If you do not do this, the river Gods will curse you and you will be bound to swim again the next time you are on the river.

Carter flipped his boat in a class II rapid and has to drink a booty beer in front of all his friends so he wouldn't be cursed by the river Gods. Carter isn't very good at rafting.

by Ernnesto October 6, 2017

butt beer

The beer funneled out of someone's asshole

"you kids with your elephant walks, circle jerks, and drinking butt beer"

by Wangs September 22, 2008

One Beer Queer

A person who gets drunk off one beer, therefore making themselves look like a queer.

Clarence:"Hey Devin are you drunk all ready?"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"
Jim:"Yea he is, he's a one beer queer!"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"

by stanky slanky December 10, 2009

Joe Beer Gut

Loud, obnoxious, idiotic sports fans who think they can do better than all the players and know more than the coaches. They always second guess coaching decisions and insist their decisions would have turned out better.

After grounding into a double play, that Joe Beer Gut in front of us wouldn't shut up about how Fielder should have bunted Braun to 2nd base.

by PackersSBChamps11 June 23, 2011