Battle Shits

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins

"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"

by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015

Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations

Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.

by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015

battlechat

Used in games where in game chat is limited. Out of game communication using 3rd party chat clients to bridge the community communication gap beyond the limited features of the game. Battle chat is used for Versus Mode in a match 3 type game where points are limited and calling out worth while targets via out of game communication.

Me: un# (score)
Alliance mate: Qd @60 points
Me: #(score after hop) (# = shielded )

Example of battlechat

by FR3L4NCER September 15, 2015

Battle Tux

A tux you wouldn't want to get married in. It's probably seen better days and is now only appropriate for rowdy, drunken events (i.e. you don't mind getting booze or vomit on it).

Dude 1: What are you wearing for the booze cruise tonight?
Dude 2: Battle tux, all the way.

by RandyAnderson May 1, 2016

battle blogger

Someone who says every word that comes to mind while in Voice Comms regardless of who may already be speaking, usually mid-fight in a competitive video game. Everyone hates them.

Dude, Jeff is such a battle blogger I had to force Push-to-Talk on him. And he STILL battle blogged the whole time.

by Noval1th June 5, 2017

Battle cricket

Battle cricket. nasty ass girl from Battle Creek, Mi. Usually drug addicted with multiple baby daddies. Rarely if ever has her kids and is only trying to get something for free.

Lizard. "Damn bro you see that fine ass girl I was talking to?"

Slick. " Aww damn Primo, she ain't fine. That's just another Battle cricket. Better watch your shit around her ". Battle Creek

by SlicK NicK! June 29, 2017

Battle-shit

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017