Hjørnet bar is a place in kristiansund where you can take your pants off and eat sausage and scream bad things, the owner is a world champion in eating sausage. If you like playing snooker you have to drink 13 0.5 beers before you are alowwed to play, and if you dont win you get your teeth knocked out and raped in the ass after.
by Kripos July 17, 2021
Get the hjørnet barmug. The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.
by Kirk ass June 5, 2017
Get the bar jeanmug. Yo dude you her about the new miflyway on the block?
Yeah dude that milfs husband is creepin on the milfyway bar now.
Yeah dude that milfs husband is creepin on the milfyway bar now.
by The Milfyway Himself March 13, 2009
Get the milfyway barmug. A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.
by Jpeno October 23, 2020
Get the Johnson barmug. by GustavoFuckHoes June 6, 2018
Get the Rainbow Barsmug. A shit hole club/bar in shepparton, it is such a hole that you literally have to walk down flight of stairs to get in, then once you're in all there is to do is to get drunk off drinks you pay 3 times what they're worth, then to finish off the night you go into the sticky dance floor and try to pick up and fuck one of the drunk sluts grinding on anything with a heartbeat.
Male 1 - "hey man want to go down to yazzy this Friday?"
Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"
Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"
Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"
Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"
Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
by Shep town boi February 3, 2014
Get the yahoo barmug. This is the place where you go spend all your money with your whole family on the sketch slot machine. Corner of Leger and Rolland in Montreal North, where you get shot.
by LeoPetti September 19, 2019
Get the Bar Légermug.