Popped balloon head

A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.

“Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”

Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod

by Jizzy G-Dogg November 5, 2018

Butthole Balloonanitis

(Pronounced: butthole balloon-na-nye-tis) Another word for anal prolapse, which is when the inside of your rectum is hanging out of your anus and resembles deflated balloons (where it gets its name) or roast beef curtains.

The porn stars' anus was gaping so bad that they had butthole balloonanitis.

Dude, you might want to go to a doctor because your butthole balloonanitis looks like your whole rectum is falling out!

by Shittle Bits December 7, 2018

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.

I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress

by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018

Socky balboa

Referring to a a fit man with a uncircumcised penis.

Wow Codi reminds me of socky balboa when he’s naked and his sock pp is so strong

by Socky balboa March 29, 2019

Masaydeze Balgowan

An absolute stunning and angelic display of a human being , No one living has been able to resist her delicate goddess like face and body. She has blessed the eyes and ears of many and has never failed to leave an overwhelming mark on everyones hearts. Some would say she has the speed, strength & agility of a fully grown mountain lion while still having the gracefulness of a baby dear. Appearance wise there is no humanly way to describe her beauty, there is nothing to this day to compare her to. She is to the greatest extent the most perfect and rare human to have ever walked this planet and to breathe earths air, which she gladly shares with everyone else *keep in mind she can take this privilege away from you with one snap of her fingers*. When she was just a mere child of 10 she single handedly beat Jesus Christ in a brutal battle of supremacy, she then continued to rule over a whole religion she doesn't even believe in.

If I was to meet her one day, I would name her my queen and be by her side if she would have me as her protective personal guard and advisor from that day to her last day.

masaydeze:

everyone else: *bends the knee to thy god, masaydeze balgowan”

by protectoroftherealm May 6, 2019

The Balboa

When you duct tape a large chested female to the ceiling or any other suspended point (with her consent and zero harm involved) and proceed to use her knockers as speed bags. Can be used as a training method for you and a form of stimuli for her.

Do not mistake The Balboa for the Mike Tyson. You're supposed to pound her globes, not eat her lobes.

by Anne Frank's not dead January 22, 2020

Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020