Taken but Shakin

When you are in a relationship but still masturbate. Pretty much done by everyone.

"Dude, John jacked off last night when his girlfriend was one room down."
"Wow I didn't know he was taken but shaking!"

by Moosefan May 21, 2017

shaken but not stirred

Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).

Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

Everything but L

Term heterosexual males use to insult the machismo of their friends.

Guy 1. Lets go surfing today. The waves look awesome.

Guy 2. I dont know man. They look too powerful and dangerous.

Guy 1. Dude stop being “everything but L”

by ChesterK9 July 27, 2018

Sombreros but not all breros

The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.

"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

nothing but a dog

Nothing at all, or hardly anything.

An expression from the part of last century when Greyhound buses were ubiquitous.

(Two people are crossing the street)

Jack: "Anything coming?"
Charlie: "Nothing but a dog. Painted on the side of a bus."

by Bob B. Bobertson October 9, 2018

small but gentle cheeks

a person i once know stated that he was going to clap them small but gentle cheeks so i wanted to share it with you all

"look at her small but gentle cheeks"
"bro how do you know they are small but gentle"
" i don't f*ckin know"

by bloodhero November 19, 2018

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.

by Mike December 16, 2019