burritocide 

Suicide achieved by gas station burrito consumption

Last night Bob had the drunk munchies and commited burritocide

burritocide by tehoctopus January 19, 2015

Squishy Burito

When yo dick ain't hard as fuck

Dude man your mom gave me a squishy burito

Squishy Burito by Safiria June 20, 2015

burritos 

Meat, Beans and lettuce wrapped in a Flour tortilla. mostly good, except from Del Taco.

(white person)I want a mild sauce burrito

burritos by Jkwon February 15, 2005

Crushing Burritos 

The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.

Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.

Crushing Burritos by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020

burritoing

1. The act of wrapping oneself in a blanket and spending a few therapeutic hours doing... NOTHING!!!

2. Rolling around of a floor in said blanket yelling out spanish words.

1."Oh hey what are you doing tonight?"
"Y'know, the usual. Rolling up in a blanket and burritoing the night away."

2. "Tacos! Fiesta! Por favour!"
"Hey, man! What are you doing?"
"Oh I'm burritoing."

burritoing by Ginger and Sexaaaaay August 28, 2013

burrital climax 

The feeling of extreme pleasure and borderline orgasm experienced either during or after the consumption of a Chipotle burrito. Does not occur in tragic incidences of blueburrito.

I reached burrital climax as I finished my Chipotle burrito, a warm sensation of orgasm controlling my muscles and sending me into a deep, vigorous full body spasm.

burrital climax by Jetty Pattman January 17, 2009

burritoed 

Taking everything out of a backpack, flipping it inside out, putting the books back, and then zipping it back up. Usually done when a friend goes to the restroom during class or leaves their backpack while they go to buy food. This can also be done by stuffing the backpack into the small pouch it has in the front and zipping it up.

We burritoed Marla's backpack before she got back from the restroom.

burritoed by theycallmethekaratekid January 20, 2011