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Broken Record Drinker 

Drinking to break drinking records previously set by yourself. Drinking over and over again while drinking. Repeating everything you say over and over again, while drinking.
Dude, you're drinking like a fish. You've filled your cup over a dozen times in the past hour. You keep asking me if I saw the new South Park. You're a fucking Broken Record Drinker.
Broken Record Drinker by Smowk October 23, 2010
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The opposite of a wheelie--hitting the brakes so hard the back wheel comes off the ground. Pretty much needs to be a sportbike with sticky tires.
Bob got a new set of gumballs, but all he uses them for is so he can do brakies on the way to work.
Brakie by RoadRashRK July 9, 2011

broke kindness 

The understanding that we all are broke sometimes, so the person with money to spend is willing to spend it on everyone involved in the fun times shared.
I love Anna; she's so generous with her broke kindness.
broke kindness by nerdy2shoe November 10, 2011

Broken thought 

When you think you have come up with a great idea or response / reply to something, but you have only half-thunk it, and therefor you have a broken thought. Here's a good example.
Announcer: Question number 13, What are several things people are doing these days besides getting involved with tech?
James (in his head): " Oh this is gonna be easy! I can think of several already! " *BUZZ!*
Announcer: James!
James: " Well, people do lots of things each day like... " (in his head) Oh shit... I can't think of anything...
Announcer: Tiiiimes Up!
...
(James, and D-Jay, after the contest)
D-Jay: What happened back there man? Cat got your tounge?
James: I had a broken thought.
D-Jay: Dayum.
Broken thought by iAmSoBored12345 December 18, 2012

Broken Axle 

When you keep going after one of your limbs gives out or cramps up during sex.
She said I was the best she ever had even though I had a broken axle the whole time.
Broken Axle by Rshrsh July 26, 2014

Brokedness 

To be broke on an epic level. Or to be beyond destitution.
I suffering from prolonged brokedness.
Brokedness by Brokedness October 30, 2014

Broke bragger 

That one broke motherfucker who brags about how much money they have when they don't have nun.
Kaykay: Damn Hoodiesha! Look at those Jays!
Hoodiesha: Ha those are nice as fuck. But I need my jays to cost even more.
Kaykay: The fuck you mean they $390?
Hoodiesha: So. My parents got me this credit card and there's already $30,000 on it unlike yours.
Kaykay: Bitch you ain't slick. You tried to pay for our food at the food cort today but you couldn't even afford to pay for our 20$ food bitch.
Hoodiesha: * makes a face then turns around *
Kaykay: You bes turn around you damn broke bragger.
Broke bragger by KayIsJustAPhase January 7, 2015