Velvet Baton

My boyfriend's silky hard penis

Take out your velvet baton and service me immediately.

by kathaniel27 October 8, 2009

Benjaminge Button

A little-known button, secretly located behind the clitoris, that initiates, upon it's stimulation, an anti aging process, by which the vagina tightens as the woman ages..

-"Did you hear Jimmy had sex with Jerry's Grandma!?"
-"Someone must've pushed her Benjaminge Button.."

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

Bairstow batting

Jonny Bairstow is the greatest batsman ever in the history of cricket, derived from his surname it is a verb used in cricket when a batsman is playing really good

Sachin Tendulkar is doing Bairstow batting
Jos Buttler did Bairstow batting in yesterday's match

by Calculus King June 18, 2021

mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

hit the z button

the act of going to sleep, but saying it with style/ swagger

yo Marcus lets go out tonight

nahhh man Imma go hit the z button

by latenightz September 11, 2011

Benjamin Button

To facebook a fat chick and start looking at her most recent and probably fattest pictures. Then you proceed to go back in time and view her earlier pictures. In most cases you will watch her get younger and skinnier.

Adam found a fat chick on facebook. Since fat chicks have no use at all to Adam, he decided to amuse himself at her expense by Benjamin Buttoning the bitch. Turns out the bitch was ugly even at a lower weight.

by BRAU!!!!!!!!! April 8, 2011

belly button sex

sex with thee belly button

i had belly button sex with johnny

by travistein February 1, 2009