basscrack

v. (base'crak) or (bas'crak) 1. To have something turned up so loud that one can feel the bass in one's asscrack.

Man, when that hot local band played, I got basscracked.

by I are funny September 11, 2008

basse couture

This word is the opposite of "haute couture," or "high fashion." Basse couture fashion represents the glorification of the common and cheap, instead of the rare and expensive. "Basse couture" is a term that can especially apply to hipsters.

-- These english and rhetoric majors are so fashionable they almost look homeless.
-- Yeah, basse couture.

by D-Dubster November 10, 2009

Bassendenness

The key to freeing yourself from Dumbness. Dumb genes obliterated! Dominant genotype to cover up stupid genes.

Guy: Mah Bro, How did you get to be so smart???

Girl: I used my Bassendenness to get rid of my dumb Italian genes!

by Gnomepower April 19, 2011

bassturd

A combination between a bastard, a turd and an asshole.

That bassturd just ate my shit!

by ASSHOLE! July 9, 2004

bassdown

The part of a song where the whole band gets real quiet, except the bassist, who lays down some sweet riffs until the guitarist shreds his brains out. Useful in concert for conversing with the crowd about whether or not they are having a good time, and giving Peter Frampton enough time to set up his vocoder.

My guitar amp malfunctioned, so we had to start up an impromptu bassdown.

by Brother Damascus October 19, 2009

bassal

a type of idiot who possesses no form of human intelligence.

This person is such a bassal.

by bassal August 17, 2021

Larry Basstard

"Larry Basstard" Wannabe: Self Proclaimed: Failures: The Xanax King, lethal weapon, Child Killer of lives, Wannabe biker, Hells Angel, weapons specialist, Veteran dishonorable discharge, Self proclaimed bike mechanic, drop-out, G.E.D. Thief, Murderer, Property destruction, Evicted, Unwanted Impregnator.

Don't turn me into a Larry Basstard!

by LoserIsAPnkAssBiatch March 6, 2019