Anal August

A challenge where for the entire month of august, all sex has to be anal

Man: wanna have sex?
Man's GF:yea, anal or normal?
Man: anal
Man's GF: why?
Man: It's anal august. ALL sex has to be anal during anal august
Man's GF: Come on then... Get your clothes off!

by emerex56 March 1, 2020

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Anal Session

When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub

Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!

by A Boi With an Ass August 25, 2020

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This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.

Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022

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anal candles

do you guys sell anal candles

i really need anal candles

by cc_fresh October 16, 2021

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anal submarine

a submarine that is transmitted through stripper poles. made in Zimbabwe. usually fatal.

"DON'T GO NEAR THAT POLE U COULD GET AN ANAL SUBMARINE"!

by SHimp111 October 19, 2021

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Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.

Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.

by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022

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