semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

by Big Bear July 15, 2003

Asshole

San-Franciscan for vagina.

San-Franciscans love buttsex.

by Wyatt b quiet December 4, 2003

Cocky Asshole

A guy that thinks that he is just the shit. In his eyes he can get ANY girl that he wants. He thinks that he can sleep with any girl he wants. Not only that, he is just an ass to anyone and everyone. Everyone secretly hates him. Even the people he thinks he is close to, talk shit on him.

Whos that guy over there?
Ohh don't talk to him. He thinks he is just the shit and can sleep with any girl he wants.
So he's a cocky asshole?
Exactly.

by baddass_biotchh June 9, 2014

a can of smashed assholes

Used to describe a very homely individual.

"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"

by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006

Closet Asshole

when a person is nice to you to get what they want and then once they get it or find out they cant have it they are a closet asshole

man that guy was nice but since you didnt give it up to him and hes acting like a closet asshole.

by aricker June 11, 2008

Rolled out of an Asshole

1. To have a terrible appearance.
2. To look bad or Sick
3. To tell someone that they look like Shit

Example 1
I saw Matt the other day and man he looked like he just rolled out of an asshole. I think he was wearing the same clothes on Saturday night!!

Example 2
(Military)
Holy Shit Troops! You all look like you just rolled out of an asshole this morning and put on your uniforms.

by Steve Marchy December 28, 2005

assholefaceman

A man with an asshole for a face...Don't believe me? Watch Love Guru.

Danny: You're on drugs again aren't you?
Tim: YEESS, assholefaceman!

by D2BD2B January 4, 2009