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Get the Aspareplacetoland mug.(Pr. N.) The name of a company known for tree pruning and handling tough vegetation control assignments for municipalities and utilities.
(v.) To stuff <x> inside a woodchipper while it is running.
(v.) To stuff <x> inside a woodchipper while it is running.
(Pr. N.) - If we ever need to get rid of trees at the power plant, we call Asplundh.
(v.) - We really need to asplundh pedophiles.
(v.) - We really need to asplundh pedophiles.
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Get the Asplundh mug.The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.
The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.
by Clean Sunbae November 26, 2024
Get the Asplundh Protocol mug.Aspen Mayy is a beautiful 14 year old devout christian girl (b. December 16, 2009) from Colorado who has long curly ginger hair. She was created by some board agents from the Colorado Department of Transportation artificially, so she has no parents. She stands at 6 foot 4 and weighs in at 110 lbs. Personality wise, she is shy and sweet as a person who uses autocapitalization on her smartphone and is an introvert. Aspen has a unique enjoyment of walking down highway shoulders barefoot and listening to music as she believes it is "meditating, relaxing, and calming and brings her closer to God" experience. She also reflects on her life while she mindlessly strolls down highways ranging from US285 to I-70. She usually wears loose fit rainbow t-shirts or sweaters and a pair of very short shorts. Her personality is very delicate and introverted, but she is very empathetic and always tries to find the good side of mean people.
Aspen Mayy walks down the shoulder of I-70 dressed in her usual attire: some ski goggles, a t-shirt, very short shorts, and she is barefoot. She enjoys the walk along while listening to music blurring out the indifferent drivers who merely slow down and create more space. As she walks, an angry man with a stolen pickup truck slows to confront her. This angry man is named Anthony Hardwick.
Anthony: gey you fat dumbass, stop walking down. the highway. u know cars go 8,000 mph i was speeding at 9,122 mph
Aspen: Hi.
Anthony: hi?? you are being a nuisance!! why are you barefoot also? who are your parents, lets call them
Aspen: Chill out. I am fine.
Anthony: you know, your breasts are tiny. what are you doing? pretending to be female? can I call you a he/him?
Aspen: That is so rude man. I don't have parents btw. Also that is a disgusting comment you made on me, creep.
Anthony: fine then, call 911 you should not be walking on I-70 ass-pin the loser
Aspen: Starts to cry but tries keeps her cool: Okay, I don't know why you are so bothered by what I do? You hurt my feelings!
Anthony: So what: *Starts to assault Aspen*
Aspen is powerless as her toes loose footing struggles on her back as Anthony beats Aspen. Rory nearby who happens to be bike riding on I-70 supports Aspen and calls "Oh Jamacanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: HEY! GET OFF OF THAT GIRL ANTHONY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A BEAUTIFUL MINOR!!!
Anthony: gey you fat dumbass, stop walking down. the highway. u know cars go 8,000 mph i was speeding at 9,122 mph
Aspen: Hi.
Anthony: hi?? you are being a nuisance!! why are you barefoot also? who are your parents, lets call them
Aspen: Chill out. I am fine.
Anthony: you know, your breasts are tiny. what are you doing? pretending to be female? can I call you a he/him?
Aspen: That is so rude man. I don't have parents btw. Also that is a disgusting comment you made on me, creep.
Anthony: fine then, call 911 you should not be walking on I-70 ass-pin the loser
Aspen: Starts to cry but tries keeps her cool: Okay, I don't know why you are so bothered by what I do? You hurt my feelings!
Anthony: So what: *Starts to assault Aspen*
Aspen is powerless as her toes loose footing struggles on her back as Anthony beats Aspen. Rory nearby who happens to be bike riding on I-70 supports Aspen and calls "Oh Jamacanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: HEY! GET OFF OF THAT GIRL ANTHONY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A BEAUTIFUL MINOR!!!
by Boo Radley Game November 28, 2024
Get the Aspen Mayy mug.An "aspa male", is a male person who show strong affinity to "alpha male behaviour" but who also displays clear signs of Asperger Syndrome.
This combination results in an over-confident person, with seemingly masculine traits and a positive go-getter attitude, who yet stuggles with understanding human relationships and intrapersonal communication. Often the aspa male really hasn't got a clue to whats going on around him, but still tries to play king of the hill and boss people around. The aspa male is quite often entertaining to observe but can be annoying close up, and affect personal productivity by interfering in matters that he doesn't really understand.
Common traits of aspa males:
- Stands too close and speaks to loud
- Keeps moving forward even if the victim is slowly moving backwards
- Love describing his victories and often do so even when people have left the room
- Have a tendency to miss subtle jokes and missing the collective timing of laughter
- Perceive himself as a good guy but often try to push people down, especially women.
Aspa Male, "aspahanne", is originally a Swedish contemporary term, and derived from the word "alfahanne" and "Aspergare".
This combination results in an over-confident person, with seemingly masculine traits and a positive go-getter attitude, who yet stuggles with understanding human relationships and intrapersonal communication. Often the aspa male really hasn't got a clue to whats going on around him, but still tries to play king of the hill and boss people around. The aspa male is quite often entertaining to observe but can be annoying close up, and affect personal productivity by interfering in matters that he doesn't really understand.
Common traits of aspa males:
- Stands too close and speaks to loud
- Keeps moving forward even if the victim is slowly moving backwards
- Love describing his victories and often do so even when people have left the room
- Have a tendency to miss subtle jokes and missing the collective timing of laughter
- Perceive himself as a good guy but often try to push people down, especially women.
Aspa Male, "aspahanne", is originally a Swedish contemporary term, and derived from the word "alfahanne" and "Aspergare".
"Gee, he sure seemed like a proper alpha when we went to Suzy's party, but o'boy did he mess that up - not being a gent, standing to close to the ladies and going on about himself like a damn aspa male! Can't he read a room!?"
"Sis, I really don't think you should date that Rob guy. Something is not right in his brain. Proper aspa male I would say. Looks like a handsome Swede, big viking muscles, smooth mouth and all, but lookin into his eye you can tell that the light is on but nobody is home."
"Sis, I really don't think you should date that Rob guy. Something is not right in his brain. Proper aspa male I would say. Looks like a handsome Swede, big viking muscles, smooth mouth and all, but lookin into his eye you can tell that the light is on but nobody is home."
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