Andy is someone you can count on but can't, he can be selfish A LOT but he's a good friend. He thinks he knows what's best for friendships but doesn't. Andy hates speaking on his feelings doesn't like to express them to people, he is toxic loves that aggressiveness and possessiveness. Andy is a very cocky person and he has so much confidence in himself loves the compliments girls give him to make him feel good. But overall Andy is such a good friend and you'll be lucky to have an Andy (not just this one jkjk)
"Andy."
by kimnamjoonnn June 10, 2022

1) (n) a cute Asian boy
2) (n) a word in Cantonese meaning
"close to becoming a Popstar/Actor"
3) (adj) to describe someone that is
HOT as f**k. Not only blessed with
good looks, but also a person with
great personality and intelligence.
4) (adj) to describe someone that is
loyal, caring, kind, sweet, humorous
and anything WONDERFUL that you
can think of.
2) (n) a word in Cantonese meaning
"close to becoming a Popstar/Actor"
3) (adj) to describe someone that is
HOT as f**k. Not only blessed with
good looks, but also a person with
great personality and intelligence.
4) (adj) to describe someone that is
loyal, caring, kind, sweet, humorous
and anything WONDERFUL that you
can think of.
by Ilovejacksonwang69 November 23, 2021

It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper
Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
by Łøšęr March 16, 2021

When you unleash a bowel movement so vile, so cataclysmically foul, that it feels like your very soul is trying to evacuate your body. This isn’t just a poop—it’s an exorcism. The second it leaves you, the toilet groans in protest. The walls absorb the trauma. The air thickens to the consistency of expired gravy. Birds outside fall silent. Somewhere, a distant car alarm goes off.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
Janelle knew she had made a grave mistake when she ignored Michelle’s warning about the gas station sushi. An hour later, she was in Michelle’s bathroom, gripping the sink for dear life as she endured the most explosive, soul-shattering bowel event of her existence. The toilet begged for mercy. The walls absorbed the horror. When she finally stood up, she took one look at the devastation and realized—this wasn’t a simple wipe situation. This was a full-scale decontamination effort.
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
by dr.costco February 1, 2025

Definetly the nicest guy going. Has the best sense of humour and is really funny. Can be very sarcastic at times so it’s hard to understand when he’s actually being serious. Is actually really smart but tries to hide it and is abit of a nerd ngl. Any girl would be really lucky to have an Andy in their life.
by Sketchyshanno October 21, 2019

adjective
To be annoying and nosy, generally short and small-like a little leprechaun. They are also perceived as someone more demanding than the normal scope.
To be annoying and nosy, generally short and small-like a little leprechaun. They are also perceived as someone more demanding than the normal scope.
The girl over there is a andi
by kakadey November 14, 2022

by ThatOneLitBoy November 13, 2018
