shark skin

a slang term for the disease psoriasis.

"Look at Chris's elbows. They look like shark skin!"
"DUDE. STFU THATS BECAUSE HE HAS PSORIASIS!"

by Christophaaaaa September 22, 2007

Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.

Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now

by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016

vanilla shark

Usually a trashy ass black prostitute (usually mixed or lightskin) who fucks the most creepy white perverts around. Really created this definition for all the racist white fucks behind the word "mudshark."

You don't wanna be with Tishanna, she's the biggest vanilla shark since Stacey Dash.

by stokelycalm December 10, 2015

Banana Shark

Banana Shark Someone who tends to use teeth while giving head.

Oh man! I'm going to get head tonight!

Watch out, Janice is a bit of a Banana Shark.

by MrDiglett July 29, 2019

shark tanking

Pitch a business, product, or service to entrepreneurs to seek funding.

- I've come up with a new social app
- You should think about shark tanking it!

by SpacerMike July 23, 2016

Punching The Shark

Masturbation - usually referring to an Australian male pleasuring himself

That bloke Henry got caught "punching the shark" when his mum walked in on him!

by Aussie Bloke December 18, 2012

Mall Shark

Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.

They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.

If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.

If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.

Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.

Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!

Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.

Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*

Manager: Oh Johnny...

by TanorFaux July 19, 2012