main job

Used to counter the sentence you have said before hand and turn whatever you said into the opposite meaning. Typically used when being sarcastic

I like my math class,main job

by Shiftme February 22, 2020

Floe job

Blow job on a glacier.

"Dude, that Lapp dance in Rovaniemi last night totally got me a hot floe job!"

by bunnyluvr September 22, 2012

Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)

Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"

by Sinkliner May 27, 2018

Fleece Job

A one-sided or lopsided trade orchestrated by a general manager of a sports franchise.

Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol is arguably the biggest fleece job in history.

by kendoobious February 10, 2022

Bro-Job

Origin: Nolan Shaffer

Definition: A non homosexual act of oral sex between two straight bros.

“Hey Lincoln, my girlfriend is still in Iraq, could you be a real bro and give me a bro-job?”

by Hornywalter69 August 20, 2019

Paste Job

When a male cums on a female's breasts, then proceeds to rub his body against the female's until they are both covered in cum.

I totally paste jobbed that girl last night, it made a big mess.

by JamesDuffy121 September 30, 2013

Eskamo Job

The act of rubbing a penis with ones nose, with a goal of making the penis ejaculate.

Dude that girl gave me the best eskamo job of my life

by Coach Bailey July 9, 2011