The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020

Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.

Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?

by Devo09 July 12, 2024

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023

Table

How do you not know what table means

Table means Get a dictionary!

by Yeety penguino January 7, 2020

Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.

"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"

by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011

loosing table

loosing the point of conversation
i am not following you

- anyway, what I wanted say originally was the story about the empty barrel...

- sorry, I am loosing table

by Eyquem November 14, 2016

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024