Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Political Pick Me

A white female who talks about how bad white people are to black people

"Linda is over there apologizing about being white to a black person, what a Political Pick me!"

by Landiah February 11, 2022

On me

A phrase used to reinforce one’s statement or agree with another person’s statement.

Person 1: This dude trippin’!
Person 2: On me!

Person 1: We should be able to get an Ace.
Person 2: On me!

by friendRat February 11, 2022

You won’t see me crying in my soup

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.

I am confident that my decision was for the best,

“you won’t see me crying in my soup “

by Stupidwords4people February 12, 2022

She-me guy

A guy, usually a simp and/or someone who's in the friendzone, who uses sentences with "she" and "me" (e.g. "She's too good for me!") repetitively to usually complain, whine or sometimes boast (usually about their love life).

"You spoken to Ted, recently?" -- "Yeah, he's turned into a real she-me guy, lately."

by eemoo1o October 4, 2021

Suck me

when someone is being a bitch so you say Suck Me

billy:i hate you
josh:suck me then

by #Suckmydickboy October 6, 2021

High five, show me you’re alive

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.

Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’

by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021