A philosophy of keeping it simple, sticking to what works, and executing proven strategies without overcomplicating things. Originating from football, where running the ball is a reliable way to control the game, it applies to business, fitness, life, and any situation where flashy, unnecessary complexity leads to failure.
“Stop overanalyzing your diet—just eat clean and hit your macros, run the damn ball.”
“Corporate wants to overcomplicate this campaign. Let’s just stick to what’s working and run the damn ball.”
“Fourth and one, game on the line—don’t get cute, run the damn ball.”
“Corporate wants to overcomplicate this campaign. Let’s just stick to what’s working and run the damn ball.”
“Fourth and one, game on the line—don’t get cute, run the damn ball.”
by Runner of Ball February 15, 2025

The testicles of a black man.
by niggerconnoisseur January 15, 2022

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
by skdilde March 28, 2023

No balls week starts December 9th and ends December 13th. You and a group of friends or in a pair come up with bets (saying no balls) and you have to complete the bet. If you don’t complete you own the other person or people who gave you the bet something. Loser owes all or one person something they really want.
by X.m.xviii December 8, 2019

You don’t have any
Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
by Opnoobisme December 5, 2021

by BallSac Gang February 3, 2021

by the explainer of all March 28, 2022
