Cock-vid19

Its when b****es suck dick to much during quarantine and now your coughing up kids. You stupid whore Patricia!!!!

Friend: Patricia I see that you've been doing a lot of cock-vid19.
Patricia: yes, I have and now when I cough I hear the souls of dying kids.

by Cockinpussy September 15, 2020

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Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 19, 2018

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cock panzy

when your girlfriend wont let you jerk off but you dont wanna fuck her cuz shes hairy

guy- stop being a cock panzy you filthy whore -girl- your mad cuz im hairy and ur not.

by young zayah February 05, 2019

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shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch July 11, 2008

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Piggin' Cock

A man who hasn't showered for days, has been hunting pigs, and ends up with a smelly foreskin full of smegma, then tries to have sex with his partner.

Usually characterised by a strong, unpleasant odor and neglect of personal hygiene.

After three days in the woods, Luke's piggin' cock was so rank, I couldn't even blow him without gagging.

by Bukakkebandit May 14, 2025

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