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One Ball Court

A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.

This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.

Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.
Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.

As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.

None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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musket balls

Musket balls are the types of the projectiles that are fired from muskets. Before they were loaded down down the muzzle, they were usually wrapped in paper or cloth, to keep excess gas behind the barrel. Musket balls were made by pouring molten lead into a musket ball mould and trimming off surplus lead once it had cooled.
Back in the 1840’s people used musket balls during war.
by Nati✨💕 May 23, 2020
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super multi ball

When a penis 3 balls.
Bob: I have a super multi ball

Tod: you fucking loser
by Super multi ball September 15, 2023
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cock and ball torture

A form of sexual activity including the torture of the cock and left nut. Very high risk, and very low reward.
-I heard Jimmy did cock and ball torture yesterday!
-Damn he's stupid.
by fortniteballsallinyourface December 11, 2024
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half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !
Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!
by Debyumyum February 1, 2023
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Crucky Balls

A phrase to describe when your testicles are uncomfortably itchy and you can't scratch them right now.
I felt an itch down south and looked down and uh oh crucky balls.
by Porky the Tubb June 2, 2024
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Balls

A pair of dangling, bulbous objects just below the males pecker. Other than the cock, the balls are the most funnest things to play around with during morning, afternoon or evening. Men are able to play with their balls all day and night as you are unable to suffer from boredom during your play time. Balls can also be licked, sucked or played with by women during sex.
“Allan’s balls were licked by Lucy during oral sex
“Dave played with his balls after fingering his bum the day before”
by BigManSteve August 6, 2021
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