fpcd syndrome

fpcd syndrome is a syndrome where devout christians who begin to date other christians undergo "fast paced christian dating syndrome," "fpcd syndrome" or simply "fpcd."

fpcd syndrome normally comes in with proposal 2 weeks after initially dating, and by the 6-8 month period leads to marriage, equivalent to 7 years.

PERSON 1 - "i love you"
PERSON 2 - "i love you too"

**2 weeks later**

PERSON 1 - "will you marry me"
PERSON 2 - "yes"
PERSON 3 - "bro you're going thru fpcd syndrome rn"

by maples sakeyuraski October 9, 2023

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Cisco syndrome

What happens to you when you drink more than one bottle of Cisco, which is cheap, fortified wine.

I tore apart the hotel room when I drank too much Cisco. Definitely had the Cisco syndrome bad. Stay away from that nasty ass bum wine.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

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Drunk Oligarch Syndrome

An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles the stereotypical behavior frequently associated with oligarchs.

“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”

“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”

by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023

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Zynx Syndrome

the syndrome where you are completely braindead, trash, and have stage 5 autism in a football fusion game. The first person to develop this syndrome was Zynx7227

I threw the ball right at the CB, I must have Zynx Syndrome!

by Pierxn September 3, 2022

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