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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
mugGet the Cock tossermug.

cock

a male chicken people, a fucking little male chicken.can be used as another word for 8================D-------------- but i dont use.
1.
trish:can i have your cock
mista:sure heres bucciarati the cock*gives chicken
trish:thanks
2.
giorno:hey abbacchio you want a pet cock
abbbacchio:hey i've told you to stop being dirt-
giorno:please help me reset his dirty mindedness i only wanted to give him a chicken
by 九条定文 August 27, 2021
mugGet the cockmug.

strong-man long-cock

a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches

it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020
mugGet the strong-man long-cockmug.

Cock vac

Dude, Jeff got a new cock vac today!
by Spittle Masta August 11, 2008
mugGet the Cock vacmug.

Cock

A cock is a generally wild beast of an animal of which boasts when excited. If a Cock ever witnesses an exciting event, such as seeing a wet pussy, it will become happy and satisfied for the day.
by VGLNTE November 21, 2021
mugGet the Cockmug.

Cock

To be Cock defines someone who wears on point clothes and has a particularly fresh style.
This kis is so cock!
by PeteyPirhana November 14, 2016
mugGet the Cockmug.

Cock nonsense

1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason

2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40
My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.

That is some real cock nonsense
by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020
mugGet the Cock nonsensemug.

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