Oakmont High

Oakmont high school is a place where it’s acceptable to be a whore and date your homies friends. Where senior guys try to get with freshman girls. Where the best fucking sport is girls tennis. Where every teacher minus few are racist. Where white kids think they are from the hood. They have a better record of setting smoke detectors off in one day than the football team winning in 5 years.

John: “Oh you go to Oakmont high school, doesn’t that one girl go there?”
Mark: “Oh my ex? the one who cheated on me with all my friends, said the N-word and got molested by the band teacher”
John: “Yep that’s her!”

by kanyewestfan4life August 3, 2023

The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

high-knocktane fuel

Supposedly premium gas that is actually just crappy-a** petrol that causes your engine to run really rough and lack power.

I wonder if the real reason that the dude who was driving the Hot Rod Lincoln experienced a lot of piston-pinging after his race with the Cadillac was that he was using high-knocktane fuel, rather than his simply having run his engine too hard.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019

Bishop Gibson high school

Thee Bishop Gibson High School Located in the parish of Manchester is said to be filled up with “Yam heads” but as a Bishopian I can say that we only have “Wicked gyals” and nothing less we tend to make guys go crazy and lose their mind But it’s just a Bishop thing

Boy 1 “One bagga yam head guh a bishop”
Boy 2 “ a lie yah tell bro Gad,mi deh wid wah bishop girl ah she wicked yf but up till now the b a mad me”
Boy 3: “Tell him bout it nuh mn😂”
Boy 1 “ Mhm? A dat a gwan frl bro”
Boy 2 “A true you dvn know chargie”

BISHOP GIBSON HIGH SCHOOL FULL A WICKED GYAL

by Sinn sage January 3, 2023

High Drag

1. A bomb used by the Air Force with a parachute attached to the back.
2. Someone with very large ears.

Howie: Who are you going to prom with?
AJ: Brett
Howie: Ha you're going with high drag? What a loser.

by TANK EARLY April 11, 2008

post-repair high-five

Refers to da hearty/relieved palms-slap dat two laborers exchange when a device actually operates properly again after they've been feverishly/trepidatiously working to repair it.

My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.

by QuacksO March 7, 2019

Shaker Jr High

a school where kids are judged of looking a certain way, acting a certain way, having mental illnesses and are told to kill themselves. a school where the popular think they are privileged and the whole administration treats them as so too. a school where the popular kids get always with everything. a school where the “non-popular” kids are mistreated by the kids and administrators. a school where kids are told to kill themselves and come pretty close to too, then get made fun of for it. a school that literally does nothing to protect the kids and only care about money

“im being threated”
“okay we will talk to those kids”

3 weeks later

“mom the school didn’t do anything”

“of course they didn’t it’s shaker jr high, why would they”

by ananonymouskidfromshaker January 15, 2020