Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

Cock holster

One who's sole purpose is to be a receptacle for cock

Her singular existence on earth is to be a cock holster whether it's in her mouth, vag, hands, or anus.

by Mick diggler August 2, 2023

Kellans cock

Kellans cock is pretty nice it has a good personality it may be small but he can use it pretty well

Kellans cock is nice

by Kellan Gentry June 19, 2022

cock on cock

The best night club with weekly cock fights! Owned by Lean Daddy.

Bro, wanna go to Cock on Cock?

by Cockboii March 20, 2017

cock

what i put in your mom every sunday morning

i put my cock in your mom every sunday morning

by cxshus March 26, 2022

Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind

Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage

by TacoFN March 29, 2020

cock worthy

an inanimate object that is so hot you can dick it down

"DAYUM!! this tha new beamer? that shit is definitely cock worthy."

by anonymous August 5, 2022