Private Account Syndrome

The delusion of being better than everyone else because they are hidden behind a social media account that's either set to "private" or has no content posted.

*User A posts an innocent video online*
*User B sees the video and comments a hateful message for no reason*
*User A reads the message and thinks: "They are so rude! Who are They to think They can say this?"*
*User A look at User B's account and finds that They have their account set to "private"
*User A responds to User B: "You think You can be rude to everyone because You're hidden away from the public! You have Private Account Syndrome."

by mikuthedutchie July 12, 2024

Kitchen syndrome

you’ve ordered a meal, the hunger is continually developing and in result you keep looking towards the kitchen pass

I’m so hungry, I have such bad kitchen Syndrome *stares at every waiter coming from the kitchen*

by I Neubs July 15, 2022

20-Something Syndrome

20 Something Syndrome is an attitude that afflicts every generation in in their 20's in which they think they know more that older people and think they know everything there is to know.

Ost of us have had 20-Something Syndrome in our lives.

by on July 5, 2024

Mockhome Syndrome

A variation on Stockholm Syndrome that specifically occurs within the population of reality show contestants forced to live in a fake mansion without contact with the outside world.

Symptoms include referring to competitors as "family," and completely forgetting you're never going to see them again, and thinking romances will last forever.

Man, I can't believe Julie thinks Jake actually likes her. She's got Mockhome Syndrome.

by Yeggo January 21, 2024

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Jul Syndrome

When someone's lovers constantly die, they are considered to have Jul syndrome.

My brother's girlfriends keep dying, he has Jul syndrome.

by Lemonstrosity March 30, 2024

Pharisaic Personality Syndrome

A toxic personality style characterized by excessive pride in one's own virtue, a lack of empathy for the moral struggles of others, self-righteousness, hypocrisy, and a holier-than-thou attitude. This is most common with those who claim to be part of the Christian faith, but just use it as an excuse to be mean, hateful, and judgemental. The best treatment for a personality like this is understanding, empathy and most importantly, prayer.

The corrupt pastor of that church has a bad case of pharisaic personality syndrome.

by Dark Hood March 1, 2024