sex

babies… just babies-

you: ayo wanna have sex?!?

*random person* uhh why?
you: because i want babies! so sex??
*random person* ok

by mar.. September 24, 2021

sex

okay so it was my aunties 50th birthday and we were staying at a camp me and my family and my cousins and my aunties friends. me and my cousins shared a cabin. and at night he came up to my bunk and said wanna fuck? i said uh ok, i climbed down the ladder and got into his bed. he pulled out his massive 8 inch cock and it was rock hard. i rid it. that was great. lucky we used protection

sex, what everyone wants when they are horny

by hornywetbitch June 12, 2021

Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.

Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Sex God

D Gregg

Wow that guy is a Sex God he gets tonnes of pussy

by D Gregg June 6, 2016

Sex Cleaning

The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.

His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.

by typesend December 30, 2011

Sex

Shoving your dick and cuming in the computer box because you forgot about women.

Shit Nathan tried to have sex he shoved his dick in it again!

by Rino65vc February 8, 2024

sex

shitting in each others mouths. vise versa.

Greg: Let’s have sex, Rodderick!
Rodderick: Yes! I love having sex!

by thegardenfan69 January 16, 2021