Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.

It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.

by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018

Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

English Cock

The term used when one has a small erect penis.

Wow! I did not know you had an english cock.

by C/s/w July 14, 2018

Cock Roach

Any man who throws his dick around to get women to pay his way. He can't do anything for himself except go house to house using other people to get what he wants.

Honey don't let that Cock Roach in your house, you'll have to call an exterminator to get him out!

by Vbwitch September 7, 2017

Cock Shot

The cock shot is when you ram someone in the face with only your dick at mach two speeds, the blast is so fucking powerful it's the closest thing to god himself, the cock shot is something not to mess with ladies.

Bro she got cock shotted so hard last night she ended up in the hospital.

by Comidiyan October 30, 2020

cock sucking hub stealer

A Thot that sucks alot of cock and fucks and sucks your husband or in other words a home wrecker cock sucker

look theirs Shelby i hear shes a cock sucking hub stealer

by SUCC ME June 11, 2018

cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.

Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”

by Saxon101 June 14, 2020