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Wasteland Sex

When a woman (Or man) has swamp ass, and you decide to have anal sex with no lube.
Yo man! Last night Barbara and I had wasteland sex! Disgusting bro.
by ThatVulgarDude January 17, 2016
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Sex flops

A pair of flip flops a girl would wear when she is turned on and ready for a night of sex
OMFG, leah is going to fuck glen in the parking lot of Newbury comics tonight, she got her sex flops on
by Shaelyn hater June 26, 2021
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Sex

The act of eating the seeds of a cantaloupe melon before ejaculating into the space left behind and sealing the melon shut, leaving it for a week in the fruit bowl, before gifting it to your girlfriend's dad for him to eat before he goes to church on a Sunday morning
I'm going to have sex tomorrow morning, my girlfriend's dad will love it!!
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
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Sex

Holy shit tits are fucking nice like imagine your dick inbetween 2 massive honkers, and what about Ass so plump and decadent. What i wouldnt do to have sex
Bobby: SEX
Jakub: SEX!!!
LILI: SEX :)
by SEX LEGEND December 21, 2021
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sexing

A lot of these other definitions are wrong, so here's the actual definition.

(v.) The process by which the sex of a sexually dimorphic animal is determined. This is commonly done biologists and agricultural workers.
Bob: Are you done sexing those animals like I told you to?
Jeff: Yep! It was a bit difficult getting my dick inside that duck, but-
Bob: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU- Sexing means to determine whether the animal is male or female! Are you even a real scientist?!
Jeff (thinking): Ack! He's on to me!
(Jeff then runs away)
by PersonWhoExists50306 March 14, 2021
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coatroom sex

When she takes off your pants....and Jacket..
Me and my ex had to pull some coatroom sex the other night
by Apha Kinnewon December 30, 2023
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sex story

stories horny af ppl read. bitch- i bet ur like 11 or 25 with no life. go touch some fucking grass
'i love me some sex story'
'bitch js get a prostitute'
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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