Cock N Ball Torture

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.

Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!

by xRyco February 5, 2022

Dwarf Wrecking Ball

A dwarf with massive muscles.

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball

by Bonk police September 7, 2023

red balls

Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.

Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.

by filmcomic July 30, 2021

ditty ball

The nasty nappy tiny balls at the end of dreadlocks.

Baby!!! Come cut this ditty ball off the end of my loc!!!

by Shaym27 April 5, 2016

metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.

kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.

by shishki September 25, 2021

Balls

Balls are something that you like to put in ur mouth.

“Daddy, can we play with my brothers balls?”

by Hardman69 July 22, 2022

Tension Ball

Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.

Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...

by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016