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Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza
Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.
by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023
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cock

"oooh why is your cock out"
by googledocsucker November 20, 2019
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Gigantic cock

Y: Marek, what r u searching for
M: gigantic cock
M: jo
by Šuk May 23, 2018
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cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023
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Dog cock

Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
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cock%20blocking

If the overbearing presence of another friend (male or female) prevents a male from speaking with other females he wishes to engage in flirtatious acts or conversations then he is being cock-blocked.
Cock-Blocking: Jim wanted to talk with the pretty girls at the bar, but no other girls would talk to him because his (non-romantic) friend Sally was sitting next to him. Sally was cock%20blocking Jim.
by Maruta July 28, 2017
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The cock

The cock is a metaphorical term for a hard penis
You think she likes the cock that girl loves the cock
by Assume the position July 23, 2019
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