cock swatch

A mixture between a dickhead and that random guy named Christian at the local public school listening to four big guys

Bro carl is being such a cock swatch today

by Coolhusky November 15, 2021

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Pendulous cock

So big it swings when he walks

That Ryan Reynolds guy sure does have one hell of a pendulous cock

by Tapir Knuckles February 17, 2023

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Cock whipped

a condition whereby a man's ability to respond to lovers is controlled by the opinions and actions of his "bro group."

Lex: "have you heard from Julio lately? All I get is one word responses from him and no pics since he left for tour..."
Kendall: "me too!, I had to follow him to two shows just to get him to pay attention to me."
Rachael: "ladies, he's with his "bro's before Ho's group, also known as "cock whipped."

by karpentertenenbaum October 21, 2018

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Cock Wash

To wash another with your own wet cock.

1) “I’m gonna wash the shit out of you with my cock.”

2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”

3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”

4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”

by PurplePenisPumpernickle August 18, 2021

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Black cock in the ass

Yes

“Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*

by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021

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Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.

Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.

by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024

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