This is a person (friend or foe) who loves dick or sex so much. That when going out with friends or at a party, as soon as the opportunity arises they'll make it known to guys they just meet that their down to fuck. They'll hold on and secure the first male who shows they are willing to fuck to guarantee they're getting dick before the night is over. They are likely to do this multiple times in a night to increase the chances that they won't go home without getting laid. The more dick the better is how the cock swiper mind works. What makes a cock swiper special is, no matter the occasion or situation they ll will exhibit this behavior. Example, a group of friends are going out to cheer up one of there friends who just got out a bad relationship. The plan is to get this friend laid so they can feel better and move on. Well if a cock swiper is in the group, the cock swiper will say they're there to help the lonely friend. However the second they walk into the club. The cock swiper is doing everything possible to get all the attention from the males. Making the mission and reason for going out harder for the heart broken friend looking to move on.
I love her but we all know Missy is a cock swiper. If we invite her this time, we'll never find Jill a man.
by Paul Pickle November 28, 2021
Someone whose actions can indicate that they are afraid and/or ashamed of intercourse that has them being penetrated by a penis.
Since they're numbing themselves to the natural pleasure of being penetrated by a penis, someone using poppers is a cock coward.
by LeNair Xavier April 18, 2016
by Peter-File101 September 08, 2019
Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.
by Lordvaldren April 08, 2025
Put your dick in a MTT branded *Rocket Thruster* While waiting for your grandma to bang your sister. Once the timer finished, Break open the door and scream Rocket Thruster Cock Buster! (copyright MTT) After this get your prepared thermo nuclear rocket, and remove the wire.
by MTT (copyright 2069) January 20, 2022
An individual who goes above and beyond the call of duty of your most aggressively hellacious asshole. An evil shit to the Nth degree.
So Lauren finally dumped her shitheel boyfriend- he's such a Cock Nazi that, after she found a list of hookers with phone numbers, along with a receipt for STD treatment in his wallet, he had the nerve to scream at her for an hour about her invading his privacy!
by lasonambula April 23, 2020
by Djeisndjd February 12, 2020