metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.

kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.

by shishki September 25, 2021

Russell ball

Boyfriend to many, satisfies none

Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024

Dead ball

Bad move, dead end or wrong choice.

I tried to clutch a 3v1 but it was a dead ball, they got me.

by UweeeBySlim September 8, 2025

red balls

Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.

Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.

by filmcomic July 30, 2021

balls

balls are really fun things to play with, inside or out a sack. they can be used for many things such as, babymaking, getting hit with, and hanging. i really like my balls and so should you. make sure you compliment peoples balls.

sam: i like your balls

me: i know ;) you should

by fokin dave lads yes cyamon April 29, 2023

Balls literally in the gate

A saying associated with the mental illness caused from playing the hit RPG Baldurs Gate 3. The subject experiences daily uncontrollable urges to play Baldurs Gate 3 for long hours or else they will experience body pains akin to that of testicular torsion.

I dont want to talk about it, my balls literally in the gate. (After spending 11 hour session rushing Act 1)

by WeBallersGate January 15, 2024

One-balled

An oil field industry term that describes a situation, when in pipe recovery, that isolation of a problematic zone to free tubular work string happens by dropping one single MicroPlug ball.

We had a R.I.P. job for Concho with Old School tools out of WTX and we one-balled them and are coming out of the hole

by Mustemote May 25, 2019