Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"

Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

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Drain the Cock Johnson

Nickname you give a guy that cums multiple times during sex but still keeps going.

Mary: “How was John?”
Elizabeth: “he finished like 3 times but he kept going”
Mary: “Omg he’:s so Drain the Cock Johnson”

by Bobbyslimjimm January 26, 2025

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cock forsters

the actual name of an actual suburb of london england

more commonly known to australians as dick beer

this train terminates at cock forsters

by bvvvvt January 19, 2012

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Cock Fondler

One Who Fondles Cocks

Feck off Yee Cock Fondler Bastard!

by RangerPickleDick666 May 26, 2021

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Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ May 22, 2012

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