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cock cranium

A term used to call someone an idiot or retard but in a more civilized manner. also known as the end of a penis ,"bell end" or dickhead
Don't be a cock cranium to the waiter. He's acting like a real cock cranium today.

Don't be a cock cranium, help your friend.

He acted like a cock cranium during the meeting.
by GorgeousFreeman June 30, 2025
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Phantom Cock

What a woman feels after they've fingered themself to the image of being fucked by a hot dude
Hannah: I felt phantom cock after I touched myself to the image of Jacob fucking me
by Lmao27 July 17, 2025
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Cock sneeze

A person who acts like a proper knob jockey is often referred to as a cock sneeze who should have been shot into a man sized kleenex tissue
Fat boy was known for being a bit of a cock sneeze & everyone agreed

General population "Fat boy's a complete cock sneeze he's as useful as used condom in a crisis
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Cock

1. A male bird, especially of a domestic fowl/rooster.
2. A slang for penis/dick.
3. Male of other animals: While most commonly referring to birds, it can also refer to the male of certain other animals, like a cock lobster.

4. Verb "to cock": This can mean to draw back the hammer of a gun in preparation for firing, or to tilt or turn something upwards or to one side, such as cocking one's head.

5. A small pile: As a noun, it can refer to a small heap of hay or straw.
1. Look at that cool cock!
2. Your cock seems to be small.
3. - John: What is that?

-Dave: That is a cock lobster.
4. How do i cock this gun?
5. -Nina: I lost my keys, can you find them?

-Daniel: Of course! I think you forgot them at a cock.
by Malik Yakubov July 20, 2025
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floppy cocking

to swing your dick around so fast its like a helicopter
p1 sorry i was late to work i was just floppy cocking
p2 thats all right mate happens to the best of us
by chairlicker July 20, 2025
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Cock and Ball Torture

When you receiving some good head🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤☕️🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 but she then bites yo balls or yo dih😨😈😨😈😨😈😨😈😨
Head receiver: Oh yea keep sucking.... HARDER💦💦💦💦💦, HARDER!!!!👄💦🍆 NOT THAT HARD😈🦷💦🍆😨 STOPPPP
Head giver: *Bites*🦷💦🩹🍆
Head receiver: STOPPPPPPPPPPP🦷💦🩹🍆
Head giver: *Bites harder* Nah you gonna get this cock and Ball torture because you cheated on me *continues biting*
Head receiver😭: PLEASE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AUHGHHHHHHHEGHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT HURTS SO BAD MOMMY🦷💦🟣
by LeGooner July 21, 2025
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holy fuckin rainbow cock

Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.
I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'
by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025
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