Officer Balls

An antagonist from the hit video game Man: Ham Aslume.

Man: "Officer Balls..."
Jonkler: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Globally Offensive Cunt Strike July 9, 2024

Green Balls

When you cause your partner to be aroused while outdoors, but there is no available space to have secret outdoor sex.

I gave my girlfriend green balls at Wet n' Wild.

by RedMechanix July 11, 2024

You don't know ball

A phrase used to let someone know their opinion is garbage.

Also a phrase that apparently REALLY got under some guys skin on Instagram.

"You wrote an entire novel about why this phrase is stupid? Wow...you don't know ball.

by ohword? July 14, 2024

8 ball tuesday

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays

guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday

by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024

Tugoma balls

Tugoma balls
Tugging on balls

Tugoma balls

i like touching balls

by 1234ayes July 16, 2024

Bowling Balls

A person with 2 fat parents, aren't overweight but have rolls.

My friends parents are Bowling Balls

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Ball Beater

A 3rd party comes up behind you during sex and starts wailing on your balls like a punching bag.

Last night I was fucking Jane, and Jared came behind me and was a Ball Beater

by even123angrybirds July 18, 2024