zombie

Howard Stern fan.

So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.

me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him

by A Communist October 11, 2006

Nazi Zombies

A game mode which is unlocked after the completion of the Call of Duty 5: World at War single player mode. It is the only fun part of the game (and the only part that wasn't in call of duty 4

The Nazi Zombies went Booga booga booga booga and ate my brain

by youzzer March 19, 2009

zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

by Team Retro September 21, 2008

zombiefuck

A person so drunk they walk around hunchback style, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over.

That drunk zombiefuck stumbled out onto the road and got mashed by that tractor trailer.

by scottydabody69 February 12, 2006

zombie cunt

the female reproductive organ of a zombie, a person who disrepects you by by being mindless of yourself, a dead pussy brought back to life, absolute filth

Fuck off zombie cunt!! Her sex life came back to life like she had a zombie cunt.

by AW & IIIM40 November 1, 2008

crotch zombie

An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.

"Look Dad, a dead seal!"

"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."

"What's that thing sticking out of it?"

"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."

by Olivonius July 29, 2008

Zombie Head

While you are playing Call Of Duty Zombies, you are recieving a sloppy blow job from your partner. Something scares you causing you to jump up. You choke the girl and she throws up on your dick and takes a decent sized chunk

Douglas:Doctor somethings wrong.
Doctor: What is it?
Douglas: There is a decent sized chunk missing from my penis and it constantly smells like vomit.
Doctor: Must've had a rough zombie head

by likemyhairywenis August 19, 2011