Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

Well-Wishing

When you put a dollar in a strippers G-String and slip your finger in their butt and hope she likes it and doesn't tell the bouncer .

Alex is well-wishing hope that stripper don't get mad at him and get us kicked out.

by TheDoomGuy211 January 6, 2021

well-when

A phase to describe a certain act that completely has you confused or upset.

Well-when you get drunk as hell and you can't go to the club because you can't seem to move your legs....that is a problem.

by Erica Fisher January 6, 2006

well-manicured hand

A sign of a sexually mature man

“Your well-manicured hand felt so good last night. You must be a sexually mature man.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”

by blu3emo0on March 8, 2025

Well

Theres water in it

Lets get some out of the well

by Timpi June 5, 2018

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

Well Actually

A better character than Scam Likely in the "Dungeons and Daddies" podcast.

Well Actually is more interesting than Scam Likely, who is just a bundle of fuckery.

by UrLies May 30, 2021