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Twitter

A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"
When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.
by Lei Feng August 24, 2021
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TWITTER

An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.
Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said
by meteoridian June 26, 2024
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Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.
Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020
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Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)
I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.
by schnozzy November 26, 2023
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twitter compression

jamison: i love twitter compression
pixelslick: fuck you
by hawesomeSauce April 25, 2021
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Twitter

If your Famous:It's battle royale with more players the more controversial tweets you make the more people try to cancel you it's basically WWIII but it's a platform so it doesn't get out into real life...
Right?
If your a minor: its basically among us and your the impostor waiting for the right moment to strike but then kanye west and lil mad X declare war and you don't know who to vote out and then Trump starts Venting and killing Biden in front of Boris Johnson Since Boris is evil he teams with trump but then you cancel him with your knife (#1 TRENDING #CancelBoris) and it's never-ending among us unless you delete the app
Twitter is my favourite game I can ruin my life and others lives too!
by Fatnoob360 September 1, 2021
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Twitter Turd

A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.
Person 1: urmad+didntask+noonecares+urdaddied+ratio
Person 2: What a Twitter Turd.
by TheArchivist March 3, 2022
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