tree kicker

noune:/a female usualy of the obease that hangs out with the cute girl and promts her to diss you.

yea things woulda gone well if the tree kicker had a mc d's #1 to shut the fuck up!

by cabbage juice August 18, 2009

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

tree trunk

a word boys or men will use to describe tall girls with thicc thighs and ass that they just don’t appreciate it. if someone calls you a tree trunk it’s not a good thing so don’t embarrass yourself by saying thanks but don’t let it get to you because your beautiful and boys are stupid xxx

‘woah man she has some set of tree trunks’

‘no, she’s just tall and thicc, i would smash’

by 6counties_please August 24, 2019

Carpet Tree

Where carpets come from. The colour and design of the carpet depends on where the carpet tree is growing.

This black carpet came from an African carpet tree.

by metoo1115 October 28, 2011

Tree hugger

Another name for a pan-sexual person

Did u see the tree hugger over there

Looking at that rabbit

by J3sys_rapt0r September 18, 2018

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

Cedar tree

When a girl puts a dip in then spits in her hand and jerks you off.

Emily gave me the best cedar tree last night!!

by Papa2016 February 25, 2018