tree hoe

It's some one who hugs so many trees that she/he ends up saying that trees are "trendy" and "hawt as fudge" even if they end up falling over onto your corpse because we're all dead inside~

Trejo get your ass over here!!

IT'S TREE HOEEEEEEE

by Jesus Is A Sin August 27, 2018

Tree Farm

Noun.
Refers to pubic hair/ pubes.

Wow, check out the trimming on my tree farm!

by Offrey J June 17, 2006

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

tree kicker

noune:/a female usualy of the obease that hangs out with the cute girl and promts her to diss you.

yea things woulda gone well if the tree kicker had a mc d's #1 to shut the fuck up!

by cabbage juice August 18, 2009

pohutukawa tree

A tree in Cape Reinga that all the Maori spirits go to when they are killed, but if you mess with the tree, bad things will happen to you and your family

I went and pulled a flower of the Pohutukawa Tree and I nearly got hit by a truck

by Lozza100 July 1, 2014

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

bell tree

A tree in Animal Crossing which grows bells after some days.

HOLY SHIT, I planted some bells and look, IT GREW INTO THIS SWEET ASS BELL TREE!

by Lenok August 2, 2007