Training Run

The act of masturbating over an extended period of time, usually an hour, in which you simulate multiple sexual positions to increase your stamina.

Carter hadn't slept with anyone in a while, so when he though he might get lucky, he did a training run to get himself ready.

by donthinkso May 11, 2013

train bum

Those bums that be on NYC trains that wear layers of cloths and a big druid blanket in the summertime and smell like they haven't taken their pants off in 15 years not even to use the bathroom.

Homie you smell like a train bum.

by Angel_Dirty_Face December 22, 2014

training broad

A pun on "training bra". A guy's first girlfriend. The one that gets him to take baths, change his underwear daily, get a haircut with some style, not sound like an oaf when talking to girls, etc.

I wouldn't have been able to attract my current girlfriend if I didn't have a training broad to straighten me out.

by devilelephant January 7, 2015

Trainallingus

The act of performing anallingus, or oral stimulation of the anus, in a continuous line or circle of participants.

Jim Bob, Butch, Harry, and Pat are lined up for some trainallingus...sucks to be Pat.

by Deviationamplifier April 19, 2015

Trainwreck

Someone who has very little idea of what they are doing with their life and is most likely set up for failure.

That girl has serious jealousy problems. Her family life isn't good either. Lets not talk about her grades… If she doesn't do anything about it, she'll be a trainwreck.

by stejedasa July 4, 2015

Trainwrecked

The result of a long evening consuming booze and other mind altering drugs.

Lenny announced at the bar at midnight, " I have just begun to defile myself" . It could only end one way trainwrecked

by BluStarr September 5, 2016

train rich

A term for the public who own property within walking distance of a train.

P1: "The new Metro Gold Line is only 10 minutes away on foot!"

P2: "your house will increase in value 25% You are now train rich"

by Kickassio August 9, 2016