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toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021
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Toast

A piece of bread that you put in the toaster and it goes crispy, golden brown colour and it makes a crunch when you bite into it. You can add all sorts of things on your toast, like Nutella, Vegimite any flavoured Jam, and all sorts of other toppings. Even stack it up with MORE toast! That’s even CRUNCHIER!
Character 1: That toast looks delicious :)
Character 2: Well if you’d wish to, go try some!
Character 1: Sure thing :D
Character 2: :)
by TheToastOfAnything August 27, 2020
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gingy toast

an inbred ginger with a pornstar mom, they also are very bad at skateboarding and enjoys beastiality
yo that gingy toast looking kid was crazy at fortnite, maybe if he wasn’t inbred he would be cooler
by charlieTheGoat May 23, 2023
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skillz are on toast, mate

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good! You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.
Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.
"Aw man, how did you make that totally rad vintage music video?"
"These skillz are on toast, mate!"
by Markaiyo March 25, 2025
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Mac French toast

When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.
I had a Mac French toast at about 11:00 a.m. because that's the way they wanted to.
by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021
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puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
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Wedding toast

To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past
"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"
by Kyleyolo February 5, 2020
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